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Written by The Anti Guru   
Tuesday, 09 October 2007 21:03

Internet Marketing Gurus suck $#&* !

But their good ideas and strategies can make you ALOT of MONEY

Don't get me wrong, there are some great internet marketers out there, but if I see another cheesy bad looking sales letter site with EVERYTHING IN BOLD color sliced text with every second paragraph in UNDERLINED ITALICS and countdown timers on 'special deals' I am going to have a marketers nervous breakdown.

Good news we are over it and decided it's time to change the game. No longer do you have to spend tens of thousands of dollars on the latest and greatest 'insider secrets' rom the latest and greatest marketing guru finding out whats crap and whats good, because we've thrown away our money for you and we KNOW what works, and what purely sucks. We buy, review and recompile all the good stuff at a insanely deep discount.

We take it a step further too than just providing the gurus inside secrets to our members. We have formulated our own indepth step by step guides, tactics, ebooks, articles, screencasts and live test scenarios based on hundreds of gurus best inside stuff. This site has all the latest and greatest internet marketing info, all in our members only back section.

Let me tell you, a lot of these guys rehash the same dribble that no longer works, so we cut the rubbish out and make sure you are getting the good stuff only. F*ck paying $1799.99 for "insert cookie cutter Gurus name here" latest and greatest marketing guide just to hear 95% of the same info you just got before in Super Guru #47's Electric Insider Secrets to Internet Marketing Super Guide Volume 8.

A membership to Gurus Suck is like grabbing all the inside secrets from all the top gurus, without paying the tens of thousands required to get all the courses, study guides and inside circle memberships.

We buy all that stuff instead (the team behind Gurus Sucks involves some of the net's brightest internet and business minds, experts in PPC, email marketing, Adwords, and copywriting)

We don't just take their ebooks and videos and throw a new cover on them however...

Here is how it works...

Every week we spend thousands reviewing new gurus stuff (Adwords guides, copywriting workshops, conversion techniques and etc.) We then test their stuff in live test scenarios... if it's good, we will take the ideas and concepts that kick ass and then improve them again based on testing, cut out the filler and let you know what works in our members only section, teaching you how to implement it in your online business.

Have a look at the sections we have down the navigation (access will be blocked if you aren't a member)

Money Back GuaranteeMembership to Gurus suck is only $98 and then only $9.90 a month after that (as we add new information EVERY WEEK). Your membership also comes with a 30 day money back guarantee! No risk at all.

One internet marketing course can easily cost over $1000 (we have bought courses over $10,000), and won't be updating itself anytime soon (years on the internet are faster than dog years!). On joining Gurus Suck you will also receive as our free gift and bonus over a dozen copyrighted ebooks and audios that we have resale rights to, whether you stay with us or not!

Membership to Gurus Suck is like having each and every product from the big guns.. updated and finetuned on an ongoing basis.

 

If you were to buy all the products of the following Gurus: Dan kennedy , Perry Marshall, Jay Abraham, Jonathan Mizel, Derek Gehl, John Reese etc. you would spend easily over $50,000 .

 

 

NOW YOU KNOW WHY THE GURUS HATE US!

BUT YOU'LL LOVE US.

Sincerely,

THE ANTIGURU

PS: Don't suck.

 

 

Last Updated on Sunday, 02 March 2008 19:33